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United Nations of Lord Kat or UNLK is an online RPG where each individual plays as a country. UNLK is like the actual United Nations, just completely different. The objective of the game is to have fun, so please do not bring actual political conflicts here. The game is at its very early stages so few rules are established.

In order to help keep the main chat free of UNLK discussions a new channel has been created for this purpose.
It can be reached by typing /join #unlk
Type /msg nickserv ajoin add #unlk to join this channel automatically each time you connect.

Organizations

For seats, there are Golden Couches.

Currently there are 63 unclaimed countries!

New members are welcome!

There are plenty of unclaimed countries up for grabs!
To take one, edit the member list (please use the edit link included above the list) and add your name.
Once you're a member, start voting on Resolutions!
Don't forget to check out our channel on IRC (type "/ns ajoin add #UNLK" in the chat)!

Please do not pick a country already picked!

Why? Not fun if we have 50 people acting as the same country!

Please do not pick your own country either!

Why? Because its not fun if everyone is an accurate representation of their country!

Please do stick to one of the 192 current UN members! (List of unclaimed countries)

Why? Let's avoid actual political conflicts causing people stress! This is intended to be fun not a place to convey your political message!

Please maintain alphabetic order! (ordered by countries)

Why? It makes reading so much easier!

United Nations (UN)

Insecurity Council
Permanent members	Temporary members
Members

Observers

Secretary general: Hatsune Miku (temp)

Resolutions

To know how to make a new resolution proposal go there:
Main article: Help:UNLK Resolution FAQ

Binding

(click to vote) UNLK / Resolution / 0002 · 85% (44 + 8 + 9 = 61): LordKat livestream adopted as national television

Proposer:	Japan
Proposal:	LordKat Live Stream will be broadcasted live as national television.
Date:	13 May 2011 (CEST)
Type:	Binding
Status:	In Effect
Votes:	Yes	No	Neutral
Votes:	Netherlands - This is a perfectly acceptable proposal. As long as there is a 40 minute downtime at 4:20 everyday to smoke pot. Japan Brazil Costa Rica - Happiness for everyone, with tons of strawberries. Liechtenstein Russia Canada Iran - On the condition that pro Iranian subliminal messages are inserted. Jamaica Denmark Chile Spain - Muy bueno! India - More Nipple Dancing Madagascar Ireland - OF COURSE! New Zealand Finland Egypt - Does sand power Television? France - It better have boobies! Costa Rica - We are in agreement with France, breasts are good, especially Japan's Australia - Sounds good to me, mate The Bahamas - It shall be on all Cruise Ships Sweden Haiti Lithuania Micronesia Congo - We approve of Lordkat's support of Paka Kool Aid Bhutan - But only if he says Dragons are Awesome! Azerbaijan - Only if Wyrmwick gets an animated adaption. Philippines - We demand that live.lordkat be broadcast to our children 12 hours a day. Viet Nam Uruguay - Current National programing is boring. Belgium Indonesia - We will project his Glory on the mighty blue Pacific Ukraine - No one makes TV shows in Ukraine. :( Ghana - Well it's certainly a hell of a lot better than the freaking View and infomercials! As For Prime Time, there is, yet even then, but little contention. Let it be done... Cambodia- This LordKat character brings hopes to our nation! Croatia - At least this would distract us from the fact we have humans in our zoo's. >.> Mongolia - As long as it's on it's own channel and uncensored of course Cuba Zimbabwe - Eh, there are worse things to watch on Saturdays. Sri Lanka Why the fuck not Honduras - We will gladly host this...´Ĺordkat´ if he agrees to allow us to make profits off his work with pointless merchandising and that he play ´Puma Man´ once a day on his internets and pledges himself to the superior alien maya gods. Cyprus- We can afford Saudi Arabia - This is agreeable. As long as it doesn't interfere with football. Or PBS.	Ethiopia - What is television? Philippines - It's what people watch when they not starving and being eaten by flies. Norway - Lordkat must not be neutered by TV censorship! Israel - Not enough Jewish friendly Programing Lesotho - No we sold all our TVs so we can buy more guns. Now we need to sell something else so we can buy bullets. Argentina - Bad Horse and I both vote neigh Pakistan - Fuck Belgium! Venezuela - Lordkat might make the people learn about freedom and corruption. Serbia - We ordinarily vote "neutral", but on principle we oppose any and all actions of Croatian footdraggers.	Switzerland - I'll be counting the money. Poland - Like, I can totally take it or leave it. Germany - It's hosted by Ethiopia! Djibouti- What is Television? Chad - We are Chad. Malta: If we had more land we would have more people to watch your livestream. Also we wouldn't have to bum off TV shows from Italy. Belgium - Can you watch television on waffle? Panama Slovakia - I dislike TV, but I also dislike Lag, either way, whatever. Georgia - There should be more vodka talk and dislike of russians, however we still like what we got so far, just not enough

(click to vote) UNLK / Resolution / 0007 · 53% (21 + 19 + 17 = 57): Do Not Not Nuke Ethiopia

Proposer:	Ethiopia
Proposal:	Binding Resolution to not not Nuke Ethiopia
Date:	13 May 2011 (CEST)
Type:	Binding
Status:	In Effect
Votes:	Yes	No	Neutral
Votes:	Netherlands - We already have 51 helicopters hovering above Ethiopia all holding nukes that are being tied to the helicopters via string. Even if the proposition is denied, we can't promise that they will stay tied to the helicopters much longer.......... Japan - That is a waste of string. Japan condemns the Netherlands for wasting good string. Denmark - We have a Nuke Launcher, your Resolution is invalid United States - Euthanasia has taken too many of our young, old and infirm. It's time to end them. India - Divert food to us. Iran - If given ICBM technology Iran will personally carry out this resolution. Canada - Only if we can drop some too. Poland - Just keep buying our booze. Japan - If we get nuked, so should you! Australia - Guess it'll be good for target practice, mate Lebanon - Lebanon notes Australia's reasoning is similar to Lebanon's when it came to Lebanon's rappers and Australia's radiowaves. Germany - Why does everybody above me have reasons FOR nuking them? WE GERMANS READ. EDIT: Wait. Liechtenstein - Ethiopia is to be taken seriously! Micronesia - Hey, at least it's not yet another Pacific Island. Um, Ethiopia isn't in the Pacific, right? Jamaica - We will gladly contribute an atomic bong! Did I say bong? I meant bomb. Atomic bomb. Lithuania Bhutan - Dragons count as Nukes as well? Chad - We are Chad. Ukraine - If Ukraine says yes will you be Ukraine's friend? :( Argentina - We Do NOT need Ethiopia anyway Croatia - If you pretend Croatia is still relevant, we'll agree this isn't not a good decision. Zimbabwe - WTB Nuclear fissile material. 100G/stack. Belgium - We believe the radiation may give way to a super waffle with a simultaneous dropping of waffles onto the bombing site, so we agree.	Ethiopia - What is nuke? Lebanon - Lebanon disagrees, as Ethiopia will probably die out in a week, tops, anyway. South Korea - Save the nukes for North Korea. Finland - Who said nuclear? EEEVIIIILL The Bahamas - Less people means less tourism. Netherlands - Do you honestly think Ethiopians will be taking cruises? Japan - Why not? Everyone likes cruises. Netherlands - It's not a matter of liking cruises. Its a matter of having money to go on cruises that you can then like. Sweden - Nuclear power is good, nuking countries is not good. Norway - where would the glory be in that? Venezuela - We need ethiopia so that the drug dealing in eastern europe is easier. Haiti - We've seen enough destruction as it is. Congo - We're too close to Ethiopia, once we move our country to a far enough distance we will say yes Djibouti- We are small nation close to Ethiopia, we want no bombs near us. Uruguay - I like Ike Indonesia - Ethiopia is a valued member of the Union. Cambodia- DO IT!!! Ghana - Ghana, being of the Pan-African Movement, refuses to not not nuke Ethiopia. Panama Honduras - we vote no...provided They re-emburse our waldo locating expidions expensese while they are there for we are now broke. Moldova - As honourable Free nation we cannot support this. Oman - Well who will we use for target practice? Georgia - Ethopia might have oil, therefore not to be nuked. Nuke Russia instead	Switzerland - I'll be counting the money. Colombia - to busy snorting coke Israel - Where? Russia - To nuke or not to nuke... that is the question. Brazil - Too busy with preparations for carnival Madagascar - What is Ethiopia? Spain - We have no nukes, but we make no promises for when we get them. Ireland - We'd require missile operators to be totally drunk, so...meh. New Zealand - to far away to care Belarus - too hard to vote opposite of Russia when he doesn't pick a side. Malta: Can you divert their land to us? Belgium - Do they accept the waffle as their Lord and savior? The former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia - Sounds like fun! but do not have any nukes, sorry. Cuba - Will go smoke near the missiles fuses, not promising anything. Cyprus - We just have Cypriot National Guard, aid request to Toothpick Brigade pending Saudi Arabia - We want to vote no, but we don't want to tick the US off. We like selling oil. Hungary - Just don't nuke us

Non-binding

(click to vote) UNLK / Resolution / 0003 · 74% (34 + 12 + 11 = 57): Icecream is Manly

Proposer:	Japan
Proposal:	Nations will be asked to declare ice cream as manly food as it must be consumed raw.
Date:	13 May 2011 (CEST)
Type:	Non-Binding
Status:	In Effect
Votes:	Yes	No	Neutral
Votes:	Tajikistan Japan Canada Russia Colombia Denmark Jamaica South Africa Brazil India - Curry Flavored Ice Cream Finland - A known ritual to adulthood Poland - And it must be served on the back of ponies! France - Breast milk flavored ice cream! Sweden Micronesia - Send us some immediately. Liechtenstein - Heh, what else? We are MEN after all! Venezuela - Ice cream could help us hide the colombian goods. Haiti - It's good for workers to enjoy something cold, during these harsh times. Congo - We personally enjoy Paka Kool Aid flavored ice cream Bhutan Djibouti - Iced cream, yes please! Albania - Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough please. Otherwise our vote is so getting changed. Uruguay - I support this resolution Belgium - As long as it is made with our chocolate. Indonesia - Fried Ice Cream isn't that great. Mongolia - Is this even a question? Ice Cream is the manliest of foods. Cambodia- Ice cream for when sun burn feet! Great multi-product! Panama Croatia - Bring on the Ice Creamity goodness! Zimbabwe - We are currently working on a way for Ice Cream to dual-wield RPG-7's. Cyprus - As long as we can use goat and/or sheep milk (we lost track of the cow we own) Saudi Arabia - Real men deal with ice cream headaches. Georgia - If only we have orthodox ice cream from now on Hungary	Ethiopia - How does make cold? Egypt - Sand flavor sucks Germany - We eat ice cream! We do not eat men! Norway- I never saw Ice Cream go to the battlefield with ax in hand and plunder villages. How would it be manly then? Lithuania - there is not enough scientific evidence to support this claim Israel - How can something that melts in mild heat be manly Argentina - Ice Cream is not Manly, Gelato is Manly Lebanon - Lebanon can not support this resolution until raw icecream is milked from bears instead of cows. Ghana - We, Ghanaians, have yet to taste the pleasures of iced cream and currently suspect the soft, insubstantial food in question to be of little masculine value. Cuba - Cigars are Manly. There doesn't appear to be a cigar flavor. Saudi Arabia - Ah, but there is nothing keeping you from making cigar flavored ice cream. Oman - Real men eat the flesh of their enemies raw. San Marino - Ice cream clearly is a feminine cuisine. It's smooth, soft, melts to the touch, tastes of strawberries. There's no reason to believe it's manly food.	Switzerland - I'll be counting the money. Spain Madagascar - Provided it is served by penguins, yes. Ireland - Depends on whether or not resolution is limited to ice cream in general or certain flavors. New Zealand The Bahamas - Isn't raw Ice Cream just milk and sea weed? I demand answers. Australia - Only if you help us into making the ice cream not melt in this sun. Chad - We are Chad. Malta: Our land is hot, so make the ice-cream melt slow and we shall agree. Also: More land. Ukraine - The only ice cream Ukraine has is vanilla. :( Sierra Leone - I believe that this is a slippery slope for if we vote yes then any food substance that would be eaten raw must be declared manly. I don't know about you all but bananas and lettuce are not manly. Japan - Both can be cooked. Ice cream cannot be.

Proposals

Main article: United Nations of Lord Kat resolution proposals

**Vote calculation formula**
Vote percentage = 100 Ⅹ	Yes votes Yes votes + Oppose votes
where: Yes votes + Oppose votes > Neutral votes

A resolution shall only pass if it receives over 50% of the votes of the member countries that have a representative.
A resolution shall only pass if the sum of Yes votes and No votes is greater than the sum of neutral votes.
A resolution shall fail if the sum of oppose and neutral votes prevents the reach of a plus 50% mark.
No resolution shall remain active for more than 30 days.