Turducken is Tasty - Week 14 (2011)

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• Jason, Nikolas, Shane, and Chris discuss the recent spree of suspensions. Trent Williams and Fred Davis were both suspended without pay for four games by the NFL. Suspensions began immediately for the pair, who had failed multiple drug tests. Williams reluctantly accepted the punishment while Davis' response was unclear and he reportedly was consulting with a lawyer.

• Michael Vic expects to start this week against the Dolphins and that he plans to “Play safer”. He is going to slide and get down instead of driving for the extra yards. Are we seeing a more mature Michael Vic? Maybe, but he is going to be shittier.

• Gene Simmons Doesn't Understand the Halftime Show: He has taken a shot at Maddon. He said sarcastically that he loved karaoke singers and all singers who sing with tapes. He went on to say that her half-hearted singing isn't worthy of the Super Bowl.

Contents 1 Police Blotter 2 Results 2.1 Sleepers 2.2 Watchers 3 Next Week 3.1 Sleepers 3.2 Watchers

Police Blotter

• Seattle defensive end Raheem Brock, after more than a year, was arrested for driving 90 miles an hour and had a BAC of twice the legal limit. They have now finally officially charged him. He asked the officers why they wouldn't “take care” of him.

• Rolando McClain was arrested for third degree assault, discharging a fire arm within city limits, reckless endangerment, and menacing. He pointed a fully loaded gun at a man's face then discharged it next to the man's ear. His punishment: his gun permit has been revoked.

• Ndamukong Suh was in an early morning hours crash. The Oregon police closed the case. Two witnesses said the sustained injuries at the scene and that his story is a lie. They claimed that instead of swerving to avoid a taxi he was driving his car at full speed in reverse and lost control. They then claimed he forced him to leave and seek medical attention elsewhere.

Results

Sleepers

• Eagles at the Seahawks: 31-14 for the Seahawks. Vince Young was 17 of 29 for 208 yards and 1 TD, Tarvaris Jackson is 13 of 16 for 190 yards and 1 TD.

• Titans at the Bills: 23-17 for the Bills. Matt Hasselbeck was 16 of 25 for 140 yards, Ron Fitzpatrick is 29 of 46 for 288 yards and 1 TD.

• Chiefs at the Bears: 10-3 for the Chiefs. Tyler Palko was 17 of 30 for 157 yards and 1 TD. Caleb Hanie was 11 of 24 for 133 yards.

• Colts at the Saints: 24-31 for the Saints. Dan Orlovsky was 30 of 37 for 363 yards and 2 TDs, Tom Brady was 29 of 38 for 289 yards and 2 TDs.

• Panthers at the Buccaneers: 38-19 for the Panthers. Cam Newton was 12 of 21 for 204 yards and 1 TD, Josh Johnson was 16 of 27 for 229 and 1 TD.

• Ravens at the Browns: 24-10 for the Ravens. Joe Flacco was 10 of 23 for 158 yards, Colt McCoy was 17 of 35 for 192 yards and 1 TD.

• Rams at the 49ers: 26-0 (Yes, 0) for the 49ers. A.J. Feeley was 12 of 22 for 156 yards, Alex Smith was 17 of 23 for 274 yards and 2 TDs.

• Packers at the Giants: 38-35 for the Packers. Aaron Rodgers was 28 of 46 for 369 yards and 4 TDs, Eli Manning was 23 of 40 for 347 yards and 3 TDs.

• Cowboys at the Cardinals: 19-13 for the Cardinals. Tony Romo was 28 of 42 for 299 yards and 1 TD, Kevin Kolb was 16 of 25 for 247 yards and 1 TD.

• Atrocity of the Week Chargers at the Jaguars: 38-14 for the Chargers. Philip Rivers was 22 of 28 for 294 yards and 3 TD, Blaine Gabbert was 19 of 33 for 195 yards and 2 TD.

Watchers

• Raiders at the Dolphins: 34-14 for the Dolphins. Carson Palmer was 20 of 41 for 273 yards and 2 TDs, Matt Moore was 13 of 25 for 162 yards and 1 TD.

• Falcons at the Texans: 17-10 for the Texans. Matt Ryan was 20 of 47 for 267 yards and 1 TD, T.J. Yates was 12 of 25 for 188 yards and 1 TD.

• Jets at the Redskins: 34-19 for the Jets. Mark Sanchez was 19 of 32 for 165 yards and 1 TD, Rex Grossman was 19 of 46 for 221 yards.

• Broncos at the Vikings: 35-32 for the Broncos. Tim Tebow was 10 of 15 for 202 yards and 2 TDs. Chris Ponder was 29 of 47 for 381 and 3 TDs.

• Must See Bengals at the Steelers: 35-7 for the Steelers Andy Dalton was 11 of 24 for 135 yards and 1 TD. Ben Roethlisberger was 15 of 23 for 176 yards and 2 TDs.

• Game of the Week Lions at the Saints: 31-17 for the Saints. Matt Stafford was 31 of 44 for 408 and 1 TD, Drew Brees was 26 of 36 for 342 and 3 TDs.

Next Week

Sleepers

Game	Away	Home	Jason	Shane	Nikolas	Chris
1	Buccaneers	Jaguars	Buccaneers	Jaguars	Buccaneers	Buccaneers*
2	Patriots	Redskins	Patriots	Patriots	Patriots	Patriots
3	Chiefs	Jets	Jets	Jets	Jets	Jets
4	Vikings	Lions	Lions	Lions	Lions	Lions
5	Eagles	Dolphins	Dolphins	Dolphins	Dolphins	Eagles
6	Colts	Ravens	Ravens	Ravens	Ravens	Ravens
7	Bears	Broncos	Broncos	Bears	Broncos	Broncos
8	49ers	Cardinals	49ers	49ers	49ers	49ers
9	Bills	Chargers	Chargers	Chargers	Chargers	Chargers
10	Rams**	Seahawks**	Seahawks	Seahawks	Seahawks	Seahawks

*Coin Flip

**Atrocity of the Week

Watchers

Game	Away	Home	Jason	Shane	Nikolas	Chris
1	Browns	Steelers	Steelers	Steelers	Steelers	Steelers
2	Texans	Bengals	Texans	Texans	Texans	Texans
3	Saints	Titans	Saints	Titans	Saints	Saints
4	Raiders	Packers	Packers	Packers	Packers	Packers
5	Falcons	Panthers	Falcons	Panthers	Panthers	Falcons
Game of the Week	Giants	Cowboys	Giants	Cowboys	Giants	Giants