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April 2, 2010 by LordKaT » 54 Comments

Shout outs to WB who originally came up with this idea. he's a much better troll than I will ever be. A god among trolls to be exact.

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I love you Jason, Always I want to be with you.

Anonymous
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Ironically, I was turned on by that...

Anonymous
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLE

Anonymous
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Yeah, thanks for that.

Anonymous
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FUCK YOU LORDKAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT I CAN NEVER LOOK AT A STRAWBERRY AGAIN

Anonymous
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*laughs* I tried this game and I thought the same thing. This is the gayest, craziest game ever... I hate this thing!... Then 4 hours later, I was still playing the damn thing. I swear it's evil. It's like it has probes in your mind to make you keep playing. This was just what I needed to break free!

Props Man.

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When I came on here, I thought, cool a new one so early too! OMG, that was good and well, f*cked up too. Looks like i have a new game for my little show. lol

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I just died inside............................................a lot.

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Haha, :) I loved this game. People thought I was crazy for playing it.

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DAMN YOU JASON! MAY THAT FOOTAGE BURN IN THE BOWELS OF THE EARTH NEXT TO ET FOR ATARI! DAMN YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for that. I'm not usually that angry but seriously damn you for the evil footage. I haven't eaten strawberries since.

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HAHAHAAA! Very, very nice Jason! That was awesome!

Anonymous
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Hahaha, nice, I remember that ending :D

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Oh yes, that game is completely awesome and completely wrong at the same time. I can't unsee your little strawberry dance, though.
I vote for that game for the next High Score Challenge set.

Anonymous
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Who is that person falling on the bed hiding his face when you do your awesome strawberry-smelling very hetero-looking dance? ^^

Anonymous
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wait... Did I just get Strawberry rolled?
>.<
I was gonna say, if Robot Unicorn Attack can get an UWW I'm damn pissed that Subterrania hasn't gotten one yet. Luckily it was all just a dream. A horrible horrible dream, about strawberries. I think I need some mind soap, excuse me.

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haha nice April Fools joke!

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God Dammit Jason! You tricked me into watching that damn strawberry video again. x.x Oh it burns. I think you ruined my LASIK surgery, I can feel my cornea flap opening back up. AAUUUGGGGHHH!

- Furluge

Anonymous
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8|

Anonymous
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What the fuck just happened?

Anonymous
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Sorry but the Cho Aniki games will always hold the record for gayest games hands down.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/pics/ai-cho-aniki10.gif

I defy anyone to find anything gayer.

Anonymous
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has anyone ever heard of the man-eating-chicken?

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I can still see it in my mind! Playing over and over and over and over and OVER AGAIN! Oh dear sweet lord somebody please hold me!

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Where can I get an animated gif of Jason's dance?

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Wow, I gotta say, I think this is the first time you've actually LOST on until we win! Great April Fool's joke, forcing me to watch THAT again was very clever indeed. Keep it up, man, Can't wait to see the next REAL Until we win. May I suggest a game? Cave Story! I'm talking about the freeware PC version. That game kicks ass, but you'd especially have to play through the "Hell" part, which would play the role of the part of the game in which "You're gonna die. A lot."

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@Whoever said whatever about Cho Aniki.

OH MY GOD! I agree! I mean WTF!? A Pyramid of naked Japanese men that SPIT SKITTLES AT YOU..... IS ONE OF THE BOSSES! Don't even get me started on the codpiece guy...

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Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open

When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame

Always
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony harmony oh love

Melting the ice for me
Jump into the ocean
Hold back the tide I see
Your love in motion

When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame

Always
I wanna be with you
And make-believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony oh love

Always
I wanna be with you
And make-believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony oh love

When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame

Always
I wanna be with you
And make-believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony oh love

Always
I wanna be with you
And make-believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony oh love

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Goddamn Lordkat now I have to watch the Review of Dragon Ball Evolution again On That guy With The Glasses. Damn it your so funny in that.

Ps Great April Fools Joke

Ps S
To the guy above me DONT POST THE FREAKING LYRICS
idiot

Anonymous
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would rather have had a real UWW, was alittle disapointet when the time marker raced away :(

Anonymous
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My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Anonymous
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Wow.... I mean, just wow. The petrifying and slighlty teasing horror. Now I don't need to surf through the Dragonball review to fufill my urges =p

Great april fools Lordkat, I bow down to you......

Anonymous
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Fuck my old Boots....

Anonymous
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It's so awesome, It'll turn you gay. In a good way.

Anonymous
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Ya cave story is a great game, you can get it for free just by using Google. Not too hard a game unless you can't get use to the jumping.

Anonymous
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Why couldn't you just play the game and NOT do... that.

Anonymous
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I hadn't heard of the game until I saw this. It is now my mission to make sure EVERYONE knows about it. And also, I bought the song off iTunes.

Lucky for me, I don't like strawberries to begin with.

Anonymous
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I still suggest you look into a game called PLOK for Snes. THAT is a hard game. A few lives, few continues, you can get more lives and continues but there is NO save. I had to play on emulator to finally beat it and holy... does it get much much harder at the end... insanely harder.

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Yeah, that part of the game where this guy dances around with the strawberries on his nipples always got the better of me... Good thing you are here to guide us through!

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Ahhhhhhhhhhggg! I knew something was up when I saw the time bar at the bottom moving pretty quickly along.. but no, I didn't expect this.. at all.

I hate strawberries to begin with, and that's an image that I nearly purged from my memory. You successfully brought it back front and center into my mind. Touche, LordKaT.. touche indeed.

Anonymous
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Well played Jason, well played.

Anonymous
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PENIS PENIS PENIS DICKS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

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Thomas Mink I also don't touch strawberries. Thanks Jason because of you I had to go and re-watch two bad cartoons just to make me forget about that strawberry dance. BTW the cartoons were Totally Spies and Captain Planet.

Great April fools.

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Well, that shocked me a bit.

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aaaaaah! Jason you bastard, you rendered me and everyone in the whole building infertile! May rabid fleas and lices nest in your scrotum area..

By the way, when we get the next UWW? :-P

Anonymous
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WTF DID I JUST WATCH?

Also, is there any way to truly beat this game? Those damn jumps are killing me...
:/

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Jason, I have the following Until We Win requests: Image Fight on the NES, Musya on the SNES, U.N. Squadron on the SNES, Kageki (arcade, available as a MAME ROM, my personal preference is Nebula), Nightmare in the Dark (also Nebula or Neo Geo if ya got it.), Friday the 13th NES, Ghoul Patrol SNES and that'll do for this time around. Peace brotha.

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let me express my feelings in song.

Crescet in umbra, vivet in ignis
Dominus malus
Reget anima ille quis
Dominus Malus
Cupiet damnatio
Dominus Malus
In nomine fragum.

You should do Jekyll and Hyde, really.

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Jason, please play the Tick on SNES until we win!

Anonymous
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Here is a game I know you can't beat Jason. Batman for the Atari Lynx. You only get one life throught the entire game and it is really frustrating.

Anonymous
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Brain bleach is Aisle 3, everybody.

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I came