For anyone who frequents the Staten Island Mall, the Cult of Scientology is apparently preparing for some kind of event there. The mall is literally littered with advertisements for books about the "Golden Age" - all of them authored by L Ron Hubbard.

The center "courtyard" (Staten Island being the rats ass of the world, "courtyard" is a very generous term) has been cleared of the usual street merchants and is currently empty with a big ol "Golden Age" banner hanging from the rafters.

I guess those psychotic motherfuckers are planning on selling their books this holiday season.