Isn't impotence usually temporary? And it's not like you can't have sex on a double bed anyway.
I'm not convinced that elephant thing is even real.
If only it were illegal to be a fortune teller PERIOD. After all, it's illegal to be every other kind of huckster. "Entertainment purposes only" my ass. These folks sap money and they ruin lives and ...and there's going to be some eye-gougingly predictable and unfunny remark about religion below, isn't there? I hate the internet.
