Geezus...bro, your stomach is going to HATE you in the morning! Hahaa.

All of this was bought at Asia Market Corp
71 1/2 Mulberry St., nr. Bayard St
(NYC)

Same name and now same birthday. You creep me out man.

In regards to the fried Gluten, most dry dog foods are in fact made with Wheat/Corn Gluten mixed with dried meats and vegetable extracts.

I remember White Fungus not being all that bad. It is often used as a filler like substance to absorb flavors. Not gonna have it daily but eh. (PS: Please don't kill me.)

Interesting way to spend your b-day. Thanks for the video.

Happy birthday!

If you're going to be hardcore about this sort of thing, I'll just go and suggest hákarl. Probably more expensive than it would be worth to buy though.. let alone probably impossible to find here in the US.

However, on a more realistic note.. I still think Arnold's slurpee from the movie End of Days would be a good one. :)

Happy Birthday Jason!!! =D

"He he, this milk fizzes"

I was seriously expecting something like Lychee, which is so nasty I won't even touch it. :/ It tastes like a glob of human flesh.

Your next tackles should be mine and Journeyman's "Hoffel"* and some of the weird but amazing stuff you find at a Polish or Russian deli. :)

Also, Cinema Snob didn't mind the white fungus in his energy drink a few weeks ago. ;D

...I want a shirt inspired by your sister's exclamation of "Milk doesn't fizz!"

*Hoffel: Toaster waffle wrapped around a hotdog with maple syrup and yellow mustard.

Happy birthday!

Let's see you do the coffee/beer/Pepto Bismol/Chinese food/pizza smoothie from "End of Days" for an episode of "Bad Movie Foods". I double dog dare you, Jason!!

Happy birthday and I wish you many years more. :)

And on that latter aspect, some of these foods aren't ever eaten separately, non-heated or non-shaken before consumption. The more you know...

Great episode though, I hope this was your worst birthday gift. ;)

@Ziggy Zag: Just to clarify.. the pizza was dropped and left on the floor, and the beer and Chinese food were left sitting out for an undertermined amount of time. :)

Registered to tell you Happy Birthday!!! Keep up the good work with UWW everyone that I have recommended to watch you, now watch on a regular basis.

He's gonna eat Chinatown... until we win!

Some of those reaction faces are priceless.

I am Chinese, raised on foods my parents bought from our local Chinatown. I don't like any of the stuff you just tried either. I was cringing along with you at my first memories of grass jelly, although quail eggs (fresh, not canned) are ok.

"Ziggy Zag: Just to clarify.. the pizza was dropped and left on the floor, and the beer and Chinese food were left sitting out for an undertermined amount of time. :)" So what of it? I never said he had to replicate *that* part of it. Just throw some beer (it doesn't even have to be flat: hey, I'm a nice guy *evil grin*), Pepto, coffee, fresh pizza, and fried rice or whatever was supposed to be in those boxes, into a blender, mix it up good, and drink 'em up, Jason! I dare you! You're not *afraid*, are you? (Hey, I'm a huge fan. I don't mean to insult you, I just want you to do it.)

I had to laugh at the fried gluten ingredients "peanuts, gluten, soybeans" hope you don't have any allergies.

Grass jelly is actually made with mint leaves, not grass. Rather than eat it straight-up, it should be mixed with sweet things, like fruit, milk, coconut milk, or sugar. Mixing it with cranberry sauce might have been a good idea.