Let's play a game!
Here's the game:
Reply to this thread, but hold your breath the entire time you're typing. Ignore grammar and spelling. Your comment is done once you cannot hold your breath any longer.
After you exhale, or wake up from blacking out, hit submit.
Here I go:
I'm listening to Death MAgnetic while typing this out. I'm pretty fat so this shouldn't take too long. hopefully I'll last longer than some of you do. I wish I was guybursh threepwood, that fucker could hold his breath for ten minutes. Ten minutes I can barely do this for 30 seconds. Ooohh my arms are getting numb and my vision blurrry. holy hs

Alright here I go, playing this game. Boy this is harder than I thought. Where's Michael Phelps when you need him. Why am I doing this? Oh man this hurts. ah hell fuk it
Well this will be fun. 20% lung capacity. Though, i gotta say since i started smoking i can hold it in a lot lonoger. hey im not doing too bad so far. how about that. ok, i think im needing to breathe....yeah...ok, done
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*dies*
PH fuck i dont know what to do. my cheeks are starting to hart like there going to blow! shit shit shuit run. ohh fuck. still going for a long time. i cant type right anymroe. kaboom!
This really isn't that hard. I'm pretty good at holding my breath from playing sports and swimming and stuff like that. I guess the trade-off is, you spend more time off the computer and get good at holding your breath, you get slower at typing... shit.
Trying hard to hold breath. Must hold breath for long enough to submit super super super long comment. Oh no. I am uncomfortable... I'm gonna exhale out of pure reflex soon... in out in out goes my diaphragm... i am still holding, by some miracle gotta stop..
Technically speaking this is a bit of a double test since it actually challenges your typing speed as well as your actual ability to hold your breath and not to mention that I'm actually correcting my spelling mistakes which there have been 3 of so far and counting so I'm really not doing myself any favours though I think I'm approaching one minute now and I can feel my lungs beginning to hurt, technically speaking I could exhale a bit and it would help with the pain but I feel that would be cheating so I won't... moving on I think actually I will exhale a bit but I will say when, oh god it's really starting it hurt now and I just exhaled a bit an I want to exhale more but resisting oh shit, exhaled... fuck I inhaled.
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hmm so what can i do to do this while i am typing and not breaing? Lordkat you are one crazy ass weirdo at times but this is something weird. i feel my self already wanting to breah.... damn it i fail
i am slowly going crazy 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch. crazy going slowly am i 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch. wow i really did not think i was going to make it through that. must resist urge to breath...... fuck im gunna lose soon. fuuuuuuuuuu
As a matter of fact, I do declare - this is a fun little challenge. Thankfully, I am able to hold my breath quite a while, although I do believe I'd do better if it weren't for the smoking... oh well, you get what you... get. okay, typing is easy with no air, but who thought thinking would be so hard? anyway, I belive I am going to lose any minute now... okay, there I go.
how hard can that be? i can hold my breath for a full minute. but what to type? ...REFRIGERATOR *DIES*
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My turn. I'm actually hard up for stuff to type. Mental block sucks and costs me valuable time. I like tacos. I'm trying not to laugh as I type this shit out. My head is starting to feel weird and my fingers are going cold. This is really starting to hurt my god. Fading fast, need to stop now.
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