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Thank God for Fox News

Thank god Fox News is around - they're the single best source for silly shit in the world, constantly rotating a cast of hypocrites posing as legitimate sources of information.

Oh, you think Fox News is a legitimate source of information? Then consider this: their primary "military analyst" - whom they go to in order to justify bringing up the military in any conversation - is Oliver North.

For those of you who don't recall, good ol' olly is mostly responsible for the Iran-contra scandal of the 80's. And, after that whole debacle, he later admitted to lying to Congress in order to push his political goals.

So tune in to Fox News, for all of your reliable propaganda from military personnel who are willing to arm countries and start wars to get a pay raise.

 

Why Fox News Sucks

I'm not a big fan of the "big three" cable news networks (CNN, MSNBC, and FNC) - all of them have latched on to a specific political point of view for the sake of profit. In business, it's called marketing to a niche audience. While there's nothing wrong with the idea of niche marketing (it's very profitable in the right niche), these networks deal with news events and are looked upon as reliable sources of current information.