There's a lot of shit that's fucked up about being me, but I'm alive and that's got to count for something, right?

I wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for my friends. I've fallen, and a lot of you have helped pick me up. which is why I think you guys deserve to know the harsh, ugly truth about being me.

I'm a fucking liar. I lie to cover my ass. I lie to get jobs. Hell, I lied to get a girl to go on a date with me.

Most importantly, I lied to make you guys go away.