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Bad Movie Foods #2 - Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

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AnthonyR
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uggghhh and it was raw too....your insane.

Lite
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You must secretly enjoy this, or you have a fetish for people eating bad foods and like to go back and watch yourself for the hard-on. Either way you are my hero.

Anonymous
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Awesome!

i would personally like to see "powdered donut pancake suprise" from the first episode of south park.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/149602

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I would like to see the sandwich Cartman in Southpark makes in the episode where he goes to fat camp. If I recall correctly, it was basically two toasted strawberry poptarts with a stick of butter in between it like a sandwich... and the butter is also covered in cocoa powder.

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ohhhh man that was funny and disgusting at the same time!!!!!

Detis
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Wow people bitched about you not eating the sandwhich all the way? What assholes. :/

Anonymous
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I would like to see you try the Cap'n Crunch and Pixie Stix sandwich that Ally Sheedy's character ate in The Breakfast Club. I bet that one actually tastes good.

Anonymous
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Actually you should have dunked it into a coffee and eaten it like Weird Al did.
Plus I don't know,it looks pretty appetizing to me.Looks like food.

Anonymous
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There's got to be something in the movie "Julie and Julia" that doesn't look appetizing try there.

Great video though.

Anonymous
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I would like to see you eat the pickled pigs foot from "The Scoot". It was that movie about a baseball recruiter played by Albert Brooks, that find the great and semi retarded baseball player played by Brendon Fraisher.

Anonymous
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Although it really isn't origional per-se, I think you should try to eat 50 hardboiled eggs like in Cool Hand Luke.

Anonymous
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Scary.

Twinkey cum XD

Anonymous
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Julie and Julia features French Food as compiled by Julia Child, therefore it would be delicious, and not painful.

I vote Wakeup Juice, from Back to the Future III.

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Un-fucking-believable!
A) There is NO FUCKING WAY on GOD'S GREEN EARTH that KRAPPED EASY CHEESE is anywhere NEAR as SCRUMPTIOUS as CHEESE WHIZ!
B) Your wiener was WAY TOO BIG for the Twinkie! (Bet you haven't heard that complaint before)
C) How could you not let Angelina Jolie do this video??

You prove once again that you can't bad movie food your way out of a paper bag!

P.S. I told you not to eat or drink anything before your barium enema!
P.P.S. You didn't even send me a card for my 2 year anniversary yesterday. No wonder you're single and eating wieners on video.

Anonymous
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Here's an idea so you don't contact some form of diabetes in future episodes:

If you like it, finish it. If you hate it, don't.

It's a fair compromise, I'd say.

Anyway, here's an idea: The Luther Burger from The Boondocks animated series.

Fun fact: This was an actual burger created years before the series premiered.

http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/doughnut_luther_burger.html

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Butter Beer from Harry Potter. I'm not too sure whether that actually exists in the actual movie however it is an interesting idea. Here is the recipe, please do it!!

http://www.mugglenet.com/misc/rosmertas/butterbeer.shtml

Anonymous
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How about the Triple fried egg sandwich with chili sauce and chutney from Red Dwarf.

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There is one thing that you might find interesting to try. It is not from a movie, but from the comedian Jim Gaffigan. It is the donut ham hamburger. His description of it is “You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle-here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!”
You could try to find the skit on you tube if that helps. Also, from pictures I've seen, it seems like people actually do make hamburgers with donuts for buns, but not with the ham sandwich. THAT IS WHY THIS IS EXTREME

Anonymous
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Nice video

I personally would like to see you try the sugery abomination in Elf where Will Ferrell just unloaded a bunch of maple syrupe and candy cane on a spaghetti dish.

Anonymous
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Do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-ewUzXpgM4&feature=player_embedded

Anonymous
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dude really a raw hotdog god that must be disgusting

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As much as I'm loathe to mention a show which I truly despise, I do recall an episode of Friends in which the recipes for a traditional English Trifle and a Sheppard's Pie were combined. I can't find the precise recipe online, but I believe that layers of beef, carrots, peas, and sautéed onions where inserted between the layers of custard, banana, cream, and jelly. Rather than actually attempting to make the thing yourself, you could just buy an English Trifle and a Sheppard's Pie, lift off the top half of the trifle, put the bottom layer of the Sheppard's Pie on top of the bottom half of the trifle (the mashed potatoes are optional here), and put the top half of the trifle on top of that. (Leave it be long enough for the beef juices to diffuse into the trifle.) I won't be an asshole and ask you to eat the whole thing, but do at least try all of the layers mashed together!

laeffector
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I'll assume that you won't attempt the Bad Movie Food featured in Salo or Pink Flamingos.

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Well I do have a suggestion, but it would mean going beyond the limits of bad Hollywood food, and even of bad food originating from America. But it would also be a great one-upmanship of the two first episodes, as it basically combines and expands both previous recipes.
The gloubi-boulga(pronounced glubi buulgah) is one of the most famous pop-culture references in France, as it refers to the preferred food of rock-star status children's entertainment spearheader, Casimir the casimirus(a big orange stirofoam dinosaur).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9--Z9KefpU (as seen here making absolutely riveting cameos in front of spellbound kids and in a show he obviously has no place being in, but hey, he ruled the country back then: skip to about 4 minutes on to see him shaking hands with the President at the time after, jokingly or not, being offered a seat on the Presidential staff).
Back to bad food. Here is the list of ingredients:
In a big salad bowl, mix, in copious amounts:
-strawberry jam
-bananas, ripe, well mashed
-grated chocolate
-extra strong mustard
-one sausage, raw, but slightly heated
Beyond the core ingredients, you may add, at will:
-anchovies.
-whipped cream
-gerkhins(or pickles)
-And the stapple ingredient of any traditional Hot Pot, bone marrow, available from any good butcher shop.
The result has been known to be spread on a big surface of bread or a pizza, but is more commonly eaten with a spoon. Plus, you're getting too accustomed to horrible sandwiches in this show. Time to take the goo on mano-a-mano!

And no, I'm not dicking around, that is the actual recipe. And the reason I'm forwarding it to you, is that we French people(yeah, the nations extremely protective of it's gourmet cuisine)take this shit seriously! I'd guess the gloubi-boulga is up there with the most commonly prepared awful pop-culture based foods in the world, as Casimir talked about it on such a regular basis during the 70s and 80s and still has an enormous cult following in France to this day. I know many retro super-geeks who've eaten a whole portion alone on repeated occasions: it may seem obscure, but so were your previous conconctions. The gloubi-boulga recipe is a monolith of pop-culture to many, and a great continuation of the Bad Movie Foods show, as it goes so much further than both the Twinkie Wiener Sandwich and the Cold as Ice white bread(appropriately enough)monstrosity, so I thought I'd bring it to your attention. Hope to see you take up the mantle soon!
Appropriately, bon appetit, camarade!
http://casimiragoldorak.free.fr/photo_iae/emission/7.jpg

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dude ur crazy lol great job thou

personally i wouldnt mind seeing the sandwhich from the breakfast club movie, only thing is im not sure if its cheese or butter thats also on it, thats ur call, if u feel up to it then bon appetite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaLJPjLIdRQ

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You should do the Triple Fried Egg Sandwich with chili sauce and chutney from the show Red Dwarf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HBZ81NzcCI

Its shown just after they get back on board the ship and Lister and Rimmer want something to eat.

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I actually like that idea that this one guy suggested on the other video, the jelly patty. It's from a spongebob episode, and it's basically a hamburger, complete with letuce, pickles, cheese, bun, tomatoes and everything else, with a layer of jelly added onto the top. Sounds like it could either be really good, or really nasty.

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Here's an idea for another bad movie foods video. In "Elf" Will Ferrell makes "breakfast" out of leftover spaghetti, chocolate syrup, and other assorted sweets... Wish I could find a video link for it but if you've seen the movie you know what I'm talking about :)

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I vote for frozen chili on a stick. I'm not sure it actually counts as a movie, but Rhett and Link's video about "Chilly Chili" definitely has a culinary selection that qualifies as "bad food." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm71QFc74AM)

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might I suggest you have some else make the food then present it to you. this should in fact make the review for sight and smell... more accurate. and you could also include their opinion and thoughts as they were making it. keep up the great work! I can't wait for the next UWW or similar vids from you!

Anonymous
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I loved this review, Im a big fan of the Twinkie Wiener Sandwich but i use a mild Cheese, and I Fry the weiner. I think its disgusting if you eat the wiener raw or boil it. But thanks for doing these reviews I think they are awesome!

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I still think you should try what Lister from Red Dwarf ate: The Fried Egg, Chili and Chutney Sandwich!

Anonymous
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well well... a new diet

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Best I could come up with is S'mores using Peeps instead of marshmallows. Can't remember what movie it was in... or try maybe the "Luther Burger" from the Boondocks. A burger patty (usually half-pound), grilled onions. slice o' medium cheddar and put it between two doughnuts. Doesn't that sound healthy?

Anonymous
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I dunno for some reason when thinking of bad movie foods I am reminded of the scene in the scooby doo live action movie where scooby and shaggy eat a chocolate covered eggplant burger with hotsauce, sounds pretty vile :-)

Awesome job Lordkat you put a smile on my face

Anonymous
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Aly Sheedy's sugar sandwich from the Breakfast Club, complete with a coke full of pixie stix.

Anonymous
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I really like this series, hope you continue with them.

Anonymous
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I have a suggestion ...

Stop listening to these folks. It's like they want you to keel over from a coronary before you hit age 30.

Anonymous
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That scary slurpee Arnold does in End Of Days. I mean, it's coffee, beer, Pepto Bismol, Chinese Food(I think noodles) and Pizza. You gotta try that. :3

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My suggestion is watch a random Ninja Turtles episode and make one of those weird ass pizzas Mikey loves to eat. I say random, because there's WAAAAAY too many different nasty combinations to just pick one.

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I'll second the suggestion for the slurpee in End of Days that Arnie drinks. That is if this series is still planned. I find it intersting enough.

Anonymous
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Do the Pixy Stix sandwich from the Breakfast Club.

http://www.yumsugar.com/TV-Dinners-Breakfast-Club---Pixy-Stix-Sandwich-315097 Here's the recipe for it.

Anonymous
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The fake analog cheese in the can has to be the most disgusting thing there...äähg