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Today we stomp out Super MArio Bros. 2 Japan - or, rather, I get stomped on.

When you've just GOT to build the bastard child of a tabletop video poker and a stand up cabinet, you've got SEGA!

I don't even know where to begin with this thing.

First, notice the fine the vinyl flooring as siding. No longer will you have to put up with terrible contact paper, because now you have high durability flooring to help hide the dents and scuff marks.

Second, the thing looks like a derp cyclopes ... but why is that? It has a horn!

What IS that horn? It's a damned water faucet! Why?! Who sticks a water faucet on the top of their arcade cabinet?

This arcade cabinet is just screaming "kill me!"

What is this even? Click on the images for a larger version.

What the heck is this even? For sale, right now on ebay starting at $200 is a "vintage" 1980's Pac-Man, Dig Dug, Bosconian arcade cabinet. It's so vintage it comes with a bench!

By the way, "Monitor not included."

I love the shit-mount computer monitor with huge bezel, and just what is that arcade stick?

I don't know about you, but collecting arcade machines is all about sticking crappy CRT monitors and shit plug and play arcade games you get at Toys R Us into a plywood cabinet.

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